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Monthly Archives: September 2009
quip: the internet hates me
Posted in humor, Quick Quip
Tagged childhatinggodlessheathens, humor, internet, love, quip
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quip: splat
It is mosquito city here in Firenze right now. Or, so I’m told by friends, because I’m certainly not feeling their effects at present. I suppose it’s because of the garlic and wine they’re staying away? Or, I’m just not … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Quick Quip
Tagged blood splat, butterfly, conversational comeback, firenze, florence, humor, mask, medieval, mosquito, quip, Renaissance, rorschach test
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ciao, au revoir, do svidan’ya
I honestly enjoy visiting new places. Tasting the different foods, seeing the architecture and the landscape… the different smells and sounds… the way not being “home” feels. What I dislike about the whole experience is the traveling part. The whole … Continue reading
Posted in Opinion, personal musings, relationships
Tagged europe, friends, good bye, travel
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spam poetry: weenie
Weenies… kind of made out of the same meat byproduct as SPAM, right? So, do you think it works the same way in email form? enjoy your spam of the week:: Don’t rely on luck in such important question as … Continue reading
duality
I love to hate things… I love experiencing new things, I hate change… I love opinions, I hate when they are ill-informed and only driven by emotion thus lacking true substance… I love extremes, I hate unpredictability… I could easily … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, music, Opinion, personal musings
Tagged duality, hate, love, music
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On the Ocean of Life
Throughout life people come and go. Acquaintances, co-workers, friends, even family find there place in the storyline if only for a brief moment. None though is particularly fleeting. Although their introduction might have come quite by chance as an unexpected … Continue reading
quip: not gonna die
So, with the dirge of deaths in the celebrity world trying to take down the venerable facebook and twitter services by the number of reposts of reports of passing and listless memories by mourning fans, I found myself proposing this … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Quick Quip
Tagged celebrity deaths, giraffe, humor, Quick Quip, quip, Toys R' Us
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Grateful (but not spammy)
No Friday Spam Poetry for today. I know, I know… someone was looking forward to reading them in an alternate universe from another time-space parallel, but really my inbox was sucked into this vortex and there was no good spam … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Opinion, personal musings, spam poetry
Tagged humor, sept 11, spam, spam poetry
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quip: fish philet
I love baseball, as do many of my friends. Several of them are Central Jerz and SEPA people who have VERY strong ties to the majority of Phily sports. As many people know already, my background in sports prevents me … Continue reading
Posted in humor, Opinion, Quick Quip, sports commentary
Tagged baseball, comedy, conversational comeback, florida marlins, national league east, new york mets, philadelphia phillies, pun, quip
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Blood on the Ice, the NHL pre-season Preview
Ah, the smell of ice in autumn. Ah, the stain of red against that translucent surface. The swoosh of a stop, the ping of the puck off the goalpost, crunch of bodies flailing against the boards and the sound of … Continue reading →