Tag Archives: humor

spam poetry: in 3-d

As we all unfortunately know, 3D movies are the R2D2 of the new generation, they are as busty as barbie, as aggressive as GI Joe, as infiltrating into our lives as both especially when selling technology, gambling and sex as … Continue reading

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spam poetry: simpler and safer

January. The first month of the new year and for spamming the first theme of the new year as well, as we break into the gambling motif and how they spin it should traverse two completely trip laden ideas and … Continue reading

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spam poetry: hoetry

As if winning big last week wasn’t enough, now, we are determine to make the slots into a special form of hoetry with this list of single words that slipped past the Spam filter and into my inbox (if I … Continue reading

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quip: a street named what?

It is proving to be a VERY slow January for posts. Not because I have nothing to say, but really, I have NO time to say it. New job is exhausting but enlightening which is great for me on a … Continue reading

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spam poetry: think big

It might be only the second Spamolicious Friday of twenty-eleven but already I’m seeing diminishing returns in my spam-trap these days. Maybe all the good writers are engaged now in real jobs, or maybe they are recovering still from the … Continue reading

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spam poetry: mold

This is the first email spam entry of the new year! Over the holidays one of my email addresses got all kinds of fattened up from an overload of the spam. Sadly, almost none of it was blog worthy. I … Continue reading

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spam poetry: spreading more than joy

If the previous spam poetry entries, like “offered in any position” weren’t humorous enough with the hidden meanings this one comes from exactly the kind of email oration you’d expect it to and full of the kind of holiday cheer … Continue reading

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quip: baconbate

This one is posting a little late, but that’s because it took a little while to process… and it went around several people before it came back to me, which makes it infinitely more priceless… The initial discussion was in … Continue reading

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quip: going orange

Ok, so TWICE in a week the quip is going to someone else’s quicker sarcasm than I can possibly make for myself. Really! It’s true. I’m shocked too, but it was way too good to pass this one up in … Continue reading

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quip: new jersey transit planes

On the rare occasion, someone says something so good, I have to bow out of my own sarcastic endeavors and pass the quip to them. New Jersey Transit train conductor in response to a kid mishearing his father saying they … Continue reading

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