Tag Archives: email

spam poetry: hockey player taxidermists

Outlook crashed several times in the last week. Why? Well, apart from the plethora of painstakingly cataloged messages necessary to keep I was hammered by an unusual amount of spam as well. Normally a few servings of the stuff at … Continue reading

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spam poetry: friday is good

Quality spam’s been harder to come by these last few weeks. Not that the inherent pace of inbound spam slowed down by any stretch of the imagination, rather, it just hasn’t been as tasty… I guess you can’t always fry … Continue reading

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spam: don’t want to know

It really boggles my mind some people are using their writing talent on SPAM, but then again, one also has to wonder at the random nature of some of it if the result is unintentional, like those early days of … Continue reading

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spam poetry: big savings

Shazam it’s Spam! Happy Friday once again all and welcome to another spamtastic edition of spam poetry. As always the collection of crap cluttering my inbox increased exponentially eradicating empty space and replacing it with multitudes of must have offers … Continue reading

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spam poetry: valentines me

Hah-pee Fry-daze… It’s coming up on the big red Hallmark Holiday and of course, you know the spammers are you in full force trying to deride you plans for chocolates and flowers and turn them into viagra and vintage investments, … Continue reading

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spam poetry: special sauce

So, sometimes, the spam I need receives a little assistance to get from the inbox to the blog. It’s not the spam’s fault that sometimes it comes in unrefined. After all, it takes a lot of processing to make spam … Continue reading

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spam poetry: nick nack patty wack

Checking the spam folder of one of my less used email accounts found that the assumption I am a single guy (all too often made by gmail and facebook) is resulting in me being inundated by phishing dating sites. While … Continue reading

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