Category Archives: Quick Quip

occasionally I say something humorous and I share them here

WFH WTF – The Covid Files, Day 2: Coronazombie, dmf

If I catch the virus, don’t quite die from it because of the counter-effects of the biologic immunosuppressant and become a zombie, I’m coming to eat the brains of metalheads first: 1. they aren’t going to be anyone’s priority 2. … Continue reading

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Quick quip: the diner

a friend recently posted a meme that stuck with me. The underlying point of social media is that it’s pretty empty in what it actually proves no matter how much the value proposition is encased in a nice candy crust. … Continue reading

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Quick Quip: Poop, there it is

Potty training definitely ruins morning coffee but makes for awesome poop inspired classic rock lyrics. I mean, you have to kill time waiting for it to happen some how an you can only read “Potty” so many times before it’s … Continue reading

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Good Morning, Good Afternoon and Good Night … the Caps have won the Cup

I’ve been waiting since the early 1990s for this moment and it’s here. It’s finally here. I don’t even know what emotion I’m supposed to express otherwise. Relief? Euphoria? It’s like experiencing decision paralyzed with so many possibilities. I do … Continue reading

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Quip: shit for priorities

NHL has shit for priorities. you can afford an over the top, extravagant to the point of gaudy, 40 minute long delaying the puck drop pregame show but you cannot afford machines to make good ice during a Stanley Cup … Continue reading

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Quick quip: five steps in five minutes.

Someone inquired today how it is to have a toddler and a newborn. Here, let me summarize in five steps: laugh. scream. be sullen. get excited. cry. repeat every five minutes.

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Observations and other quips

I’m not saying I was on fire today, because these really aren’t that insightful or well crafted, but they came essentially three in a row which is unique for me in-and-of itself. 1) when you drive windows down & music … Continue reading

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Quip: Weagle

the White Bellied Sea Eagle, Haliaeetus family same as the American Bald Eagle, occasionally referred to in short hand as weagle, ends a penguin’s life the Capitals of Washington, D.C. often use an eagle with a wing in the shape … Continue reading

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Quip: Christmas when?

Crazy Eddie created THE calendar schism known as “Christmas in July” but can anyone explain “Elf” being run on repeat in early-May, or is CMT on some unique amurikkka form of meth?

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Quip: what and what?

Back in the old days, when we were youthfully crazy rather than the so-called responsible adults of today 7:30 on a Saturday might be considered pre-gaming. Something like cocktails before dinner but after happy hour. 9:30 and the night was … Continue reading

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