Tag Archives: sarcasm

quip: a street named what?

It is proving to be a VERY slow January for posts. Not because I have nothing to say, but really, I have NO time to say it. New job is exhausting but enlightening which is great for me on a … Continue reading

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quip: baconbate

This one is posting a little late, but that’s because it took a little while to process… and it went around several people before it came back to me, which makes it infinitely more priceless… The initial discussion was in … Continue reading

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quip: going orange

Ok, so TWICE in a week the quip is going to someone else’s quicker sarcasm than I can possibly make for myself. Really! It’s true. I’m shocked too, but it was way too good to pass this one up in … Continue reading

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quip: new jersey transit planes

On the rare occasion, someone says something so good, I have to bow out of my own sarcastic endeavors and pass the quip to them. New Jersey Transit train conductor in response to a kid mishearing his father saying they … Continue reading

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quip: biological

I’ve often joked that there’s a huge empty space of time between the mile-marker ages of 30 and 40 in which you have to define yourself without the context of important birthdays. Reaching my mid-thirties I have a handful of … Continue reading

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quip: you’re a turkey too

So, it’s been a reeeeeeeeeeeally long while I wrote normally on the blog… I am sincerely sorry: for the one and a half usual readers I used to have before the break; I wish the last few weeks would have … Continue reading

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quip: caffeine

After a long weekend there is nothing better than a great cup of coffee. I got my first cup along the way to work, picking up a long overdue Pumkin Latte (normally, flavored coffee is not my game but for … Continue reading

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quip: the number what?

Sometimes, a good quip takes two people to pull off and in a recent social network scandal a friend and I went back and forth on one another’s status for quite a bit before this came about, which provided quite … Continue reading

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quip: money hungry

On the way into work I ran into a friend on the train and we got to talking when she mentioned she really needed to get her shopping habit back under control because it was throwing her budget off, to … Continue reading

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quip: dear god

A friend of mine recently posted the following note after an evening out: Dear God~ Okay, okay… lesson understood. I will never again dabble with your evil whiskey water. Nor will I ever again believe that it’s a good idea … Continue reading

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