Category Archives: spam poetry

This is the excess text tagged to the bottom of some spam to help it evade spam filters. Because of the nonsensical and oft-humorous nature of these verses I decided to begin a collection of them. Affectionately titled, Spam Poetry, these lines are a creative masterpiece of accidental intent that crossed my in-box and are now shared with you.

spam poetry: incredibly distinct reason

Spammers lately have been more about positive reenfocement and compliments in order to raise your interest in clicking on their contact information and less about explaining the benefits of a huge cock or fancy timepiece. For this, I am grateful, … Continue reading

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spam poetry: extraordinary repetition

Repeat I repeat I repeat I repeat I… if repetition is the key to success then this Spammer certainly must be amazing because they thought I was pretty extraordinary quite a few times in their short little post. I love … Continue reading

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spam poetry: to switch, or not to switch, that is the question

To switch, or not to switch? That is the question. The answer is always to stay tuned to my blog! As for platforms I can’t imagine managing my blog on anything but WordPress right now as it does exactly what … Continue reading

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spam poetry: simple with this device

I’m pretty sure the writer takes a poke at Duck Dynasty in it, along with trying to prod me along for cheat codes on a game I’ll never play. The former makes it awesome the latter is just lame since … Continue reading

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spam poetry: more smartly-favored than you

After a slow start to 2014 we finally have the first candidate for Spam Poetry! The spam filter actually missed this one for a blog I manage and had it in the queue for normal posting. I suppose all the … Continue reading

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spam poetry: wilst the way

Happy December. Wow, that was fast. This whole super late Thanksgiving thing is really driving me bonkers. It must be driving the spammers bonkers too because, as I’ve mentioned before, their work has been less than exciting. This taste du … Continue reading

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spam poetry: canada goose

Happy Black Friday to ya! I’m not sure if this was one of the laziest attempts ever at foiling a spam filter or one of the more genius ones at subliminal messaging. I feel an almost eerie connection to the … Continue reading

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