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About thedoormouse

I am I. That’s all that i am. my little mousehole in cyberspace of fiction, recipes, sacrasm, op-ed on music, sports, and other notations both grand and tiny: https://thedmouse.wordpress.com/about-thedmouse/

Scoring Wingers, Plus/Minus, and the tribulations of being Kovy

Never read the comments. Never read the comments. Never read, fuck, I read the cesspool of internet comments and I’m dumber for it. However, I do need to put some thoughts down. I’m not a Illya Kovalchuk fan by any … Continue reading

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Ovi Watch: 1233

Oh Captain, my captain, Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capital’s 3 point night captured 22 points on the season tied with Nathan MacKinnon for #6 so far, 2 goals captured 13 on the season tied with Auston Matthews & Leon … Continue reading

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Christmas is at war with All Other Holidays

It’s that time again. We’re not even one day past the Christian Allhallowtide season including the high holy day of All Saints for Catholics and secular American holiday of Halloween and already the tidings of discomfort and disdain are upon … Continue reading

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Mixtape: the Most Evil Albums Ever, Monster Pumpkin Heaviness Allhallowtide edition

Completing the final installment of All Time Evil for MPH noise radio’s annual #MonsterPumpkinHeaviness. When I first set out to produce this year’s episode I originally intended it to be a simple one-off, “hey, here’s the most evil metal records, … Continue reading

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Ovi Watch: 669

Tonight’s four point game for Capitals Captain Alex Ovechkin was truly a Russian Machine type of Great 8 moment. All Situations Regular Season Goals (hockey reference stats) + 1 to tie Luc Robitaille for #12 All Time with 668 + … Continue reading

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Oh that pesky Social Security Meme

So, you think you’ve been paying into Social Security since you were 16 and now your benefits are going to be taken away from you by a bunch of politicians who don’t care about you. Interesting. Let’s see how much … Continue reading

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Setting Straight an Old Straight White Dude

Some person posting under the name Stefan Molyneux appearing to be a stereotype of a cis herto white male that claims to be so-called military veteran and conservative decided to try and tell women, in what’s not become a meme … Continue reading

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