Tag Archives: holiday

spam poetry: spreading more than joy

If the previous spam poetry entries, like “offered in any position” weren’t humorous enough with the hidden meanings this one comes from exactly the kind of email oration you’d expect it to and full of the kind of holiday cheer … Continue reading

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fictional prose: fallen pine and darkened pitch

The fading light of the afternoon left the grey skies streaked by soft white notes illuminated by the streetlights. The burgundy blinds pulled aside were tugged on by her arm as she leaned slightly against the sill. Her hair draped … Continue reading

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quip: holiday madness

It is the holiday season in New York City and the tourists are out in full force. Each passing day bringing us closer to the New Year sees and even greater surge in tourism to this mecca of excess. True, … Continue reading

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mixtape: a winter holiday kiss to the cranium

Rather than doing a mix of cheesy Holiday classics I cannot stand and no one needs to be reminded of their existence, I thought it nice to reflect on some more classic songs that inspire me this time of year … Continue reading

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Pavlovian responses to Valentines Day

Some people dislike the December holidays and decide to be a grinch, throwing to the commercial masses a disheartened rhetoric of distane. To me, the most over-blown of holidays is V-day. I don’t see the advantage of having one day … Continue reading

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Tis the Season

This is supposed to be the season of giving right? Peace on Earth and goodwill to men and all that posturing. Amazing how that gets tossed out the window when it comes down to the ritual known as holiday gift … Continue reading

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