Category Archives: parenting

Quick Quip: Poop, there it is

Potty training definitely ruins morning coffee but makes for awesome poop inspired classic rock lyrics. I mean, you have to kill time waiting for it to happen some how an you can only read “Potty” so many times before it’s … Continue reading

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WFHWTF: Week three by two

So, patient zero, Padawan One, fucked us all. It was such a week, I honestly cannot remember WTF the weekend was. We bailed on a tonne of shit. We suffered as a family. We endured. The week started with the … Continue reading

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WFHWTF: Week um, two the second time

So, the week began seemingly easy enough working from home with a two month old. And, yeah, if you followed last week, that didn’t last long. Part of the last weekend was spent in Dirty Jerz for birthday celebrations. Most … Continue reading

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WFHWTF: Week, wait what week are we on

I think this is technically: week one version four. The week started out about as frustrating as it could. Lots of screaming. Ill timed screaming. Unrelenting screaming. Neighbors probably wondering WTF is going on screaming. Can’t change the diaper fast … Continue reading

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Quick quip: five steps in five minutes.

Someone inquired today how it is to have a toddler and a newborn. Here, let me summarize in five steps: laugh. scream. be sullen. get excited. cry. repeat every five minutes.

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Quip: what and what?

Back in the old days, when we were youthfully crazy rather than the so-called responsible adults of today 7:30 on a Saturday might be considered pre-gaming. Something like cocktails before dinner but after happy hour. 9:30 and the night was … Continue reading

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Quip: Rechargeable battery

Personally I feel like a really worn out rechargeable battery at the moment. I look charged but the reality is I have 90% of energy for about 10 minutes. 50% of energy for the next half hour and then I’m … Continue reading

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