Category Archives: spam poetry

This is the excess text tagged to the bottom of some spam to help it evade spam filters. Because of the nonsensical and oft-humorous nature of these verses I decided to begin a collection of them. Affectionately titled, Spam Poetry, these lines are a creative masterpiece of accidental intent that crossed my in-box and are now shared with you.

spam poetry: design bringer temperament

Back-to-back foreign language Spam Poetry? Yes, because that’s the only one I received again this week that was even mildly useful for posting [shakes head disapprovingly]. I expect better of spammers than to be only producing a small handful of … Continue reading

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spam poetry: prête à acheter

There’s been a decisive lack of quality spam going into the holiday season. I find this disappointing for several reasons, not the least of which is that I don’t have as many to chose from for these posts. The smile … Continue reading

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spam poetry: in the magnet earth

Patti Hoff decided to “borrow” my email address and spam people she knew which resulted in me receiving her bad email bounce backs, thus providing me with yet another way to collect samples for the Friday Spam edition of posts. … Continue reading

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spam poetry: master specified very confusing issues

Last month, I think it was, a commenter felt compelled to copy me on their child’s sea shore escapade. This time around one wanted me to know of their child’s awe inspired discovery while reading my blog. I can’t image … Continue reading

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spam poetry: left by brain dead people?

I was shuttering the final portions of a former blog I used to run the other day when I ran across this. Ironic the spammer commented on brain dead people while inquiring about related links when there’s a blogroll immediately … Continue reading

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quip: mean time

The MPH noise on Party 934 broadcast is normally noted in Eastern Time because the majority of my listeners are within the greater tri-state area despite the web and podcasts but when discussing the recent time change from Friday evenings … Continue reading

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spam poetry: how do I

Interestingly enough I run a whole section of this blog on how I handle Product Management called “how do I” so finding a spam inquiring how I do certain things posed a little fun for me. No need to not … Continue reading

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