I’m not saying I was on fire today, because these really aren’t that insightful or well crafted, but they came essentially three in a row which is unique for me in-and-of itself.
1) when you drive windows down & music blasting you want to be judged.
Don’t worry. I am judging you.
Your taste in music sucks.
2) I hate having to play sidewalk chicken. It’s not that difficult. Just stay to the right. If you’re not to the right your doing it wrong.
3) al fresco dining is great. right until the uninvited guests show up. then, your food begins to taste a noxious swirl of citronella, deet and pesticide.