quip: shit volcanos

In a recent conversation about our newborn’s defecation deeds:

Me: Is that a shit volcano?

Partner: It certainly sounds like a shit volcano.

Me: (after a long pause) Oh, that’s way worse than a volcano. That’s like it’s a shittonne thermo-nuclear warhead exploding

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