Pees Sit

Padawan: Sit.
Me: Here? (pointing to a spot on the floor)
Padawan: Sit here. Pees. (patting the spot on the floor)
Me: Ok. Play trucks?
Padawan: No. Sit pees. (patting the spot on the floor more firmly)
Me: We play Fire house? (attempting to sit down)
Padawan: No. Sit. (while beginning to play)
Me: Ok. One. Two… (repeating after him)
Padawan: No one, two. Sit. Pees.

Meanwhile they are continuing counting trucks going through the fire station doors without me.

Apparently, I’m good company but not a play mate.


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