Me: Here? (pointing to a spot on the floor)
Padawan: Sit here. Pees. (patting the spot on the floor)
Me: Ok. Play trucks?
Padawan: No. Sit pees. (patting the spot on the floor more firmly)
Me: We play Fire house? (attempting to sit down)
Padawan: No. Sit. (while beginning to play)
Me: Ok. One. Two… (repeating after him)
Padawan: No one, two. Sit. Pees.
Meanwhile they are continuing counting trucks going through the fire station doors without me.
Apparently, I’m good company but not a play mate.