quip: your real address

Home Depot Wikipedia

Recently, we became homeowners and as such we are spending a lot of time obtaining ‘things’ one doesn’t normally require when renting an apartment, even if such apartment were run by slumlords requiring us to do our own maintenance and routine upkeep. As my sisters warned me, it means spending a lot of time at the hardware / home improvement stores, so much so that I quipped to them recently which after four trips in under two weeks felt all too true:

Don’t let the address listed on your mortgage fool you, your real place of residency is actually the local Home Depot

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