spam poetry: fast moving stock

Spam Uncanned from WikipediaSpammers aren’t exactly known for their traditional command of the English language (or any language for that matter). But what they are somewhat good at is crafting semi-phrases that elude spam filters and deliver their undeniable pitch to your inbox. This one slipped through the crappy Yahoo! safety net to remind me that stock move fast and how could I not be attracted to such an offer, particularly with the industrious turn of phrase(s) that comes after the warning:

This Stock known to move fast, so watch it
It grow big and make you vitalized
You will be shock at it size
This Stock closes in the Green while the overall market collapses!
Stake your claim now
Buy small and go big!
This Stock serious business for the serious minded individual

Don’t Miss the Momentum Wave!

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