spam poetry: a crab in the ear

Spam Uncanned from WikipediaSometimes I get left interesting comments on the blog. Today was one of those sometimes. It’s a priceless min-story of parenting. Not sure if it has anything to do with the impending nuptials which will probably result in some type of procreative measure in their wake, but someone wanted me to know really desperately I should be wary of what children place to their heads:

Today, I went towards the beachfront with my kids. I discovered a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and stated “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I understand this really is completely off topic but I had to inform somebody!

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