spam poetry: set to detonate.

Spam Uncanned from WikipediaClick, click, click, BOOOM dyno-mite! It’s set to detonate all up in here!

I love excited spam, don’t you? They seem so inspired in their offering, and anticipating an invigorated response. Sadly, that won’t come from me, but I’ll pass it along to you if you chose to pursue it. Personally a can of real spam seems more inviting but I do enjoy their enthusiasm at the top of the email spam filter:

Decisive trade awaited for Thursday for B Y S D!!!
Composing big volatility with considerable trading!
About 15 million traded in two days!
Don’t allow yourself to be compromised by waiting!
Get your piece of the action in one of three ways!
Set your bid promptly.
Iz set to detonate.

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2 Responses to spam poetry: set to detonate.

  1. ssoldjasper says:

    I’m the only person I know that likes Spam. But then, some people would say I’m not a person.

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