spam poetry: unwell unquestionably come more

Spam Uncanned from WikipediaSomewhere along the line spammers must have decided that flattery was the most effective way to generate click-through. Moreso than promises on big penises and fancy watches and slim wastes, moreso than guaranteed millions from Nigerian Princes and the CEOs of Apple & Microsoft working together, moreso than even dating site messages. Now, like anyone, I love a good compliment on occasion but lately, it’s just getting out of hand. Use your dirty imagination to wonder what come after the ellipse in this latest Spamtastic Friday offering:

I loved as much as you will receive carried out right here. The sketch is tasteful, your authored subject matter stylish. nonetheless, you command get bought an edginess over that you wish be delivering the following. unwell unquestionably come more formerly again since exactly the same nearly a lot often inside case you shield this hike. One more like this and I might be…

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