Quip: Kiss up

It was announced today on NME that the legendary marketing outfit called KISS will be getting into the restaurant business. Sure, back in the day being a musician might have been enough but with chefs becoming the new rock stars and the Food Network still showing more cooking than MTV shows videos it was probably only a matter of time before it happened. Being the k.i.s.s. acronym is a favorite among marketing / advertising cliches there was no way I wasn’t going to pull out a line like this when discussing the band’s decision to enter the food world where dedicated fans would further eat them up:

Keep it simple stupid, unless you ARE Kiss then its Keep Interested Suckers Spending