spam poetry: believe unbelief

Spam Uncanned from WikipediaFriday tomfoolery usually can be derived from one of several sources. The mundane workweek coming to a close where everyone lets loose, a true freaky Friday event, or the opening of the spam folder on my computer, which might be defined as both the previous combined! This week someone thought in the midst of the Papal Vote and Lenten Celebration I needed a little religious reminder to get myself going, hence this being the week’s spammy supper full of double-entendre for the dirty mind:

I believe Lord, help my unbelief. Ease your mind, soothe your soul and don’t scour the planet for your happiness. It is right here. A daily loaf for you to eat. Satisfying your cravings. Filling you up deep inside. And fulfilling your desires with a richness that comes from internal pleasure. Open yourself up to it today.

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