spam poetry: hickory dickory

It’s funny, the other day I was putting together a mixtape of nursery rhyme songs and today, the spam poetry seems to be inspired by that non-sense, seriously, how do you mention blind mice and jumping over a moon and NOT mean to reference a nursery rhyme. Considering what it was selling, maybe, just maybe the thoughts of children aren’t supposed to be on your mind…

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the only thing it’s missing is telling me I get the bonus “green and yellow basket” by placing my rush order.

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