spam poetry: between sports entries

This Friday’s spam poetry fun come courtesy of the only blog spam I received that wasn’t football or baseball merchandise related stuff. Yes, I know it’s that time of year, with with MLB playoffs underway and the NFL hitting its stride, but that’s no reason to post discounted injured player jerseys all over my blog! I’ll save the rest of the sarcasm and just dive right into the spam, because that’s where the real meat of the matter is anyhow… it’s a long one so sit back and enjoy the fatty goodness:

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