quip: marry the f%&! out of her

T-minus one year and counting … you would think I would write something all sentimental and deep here right?

Oops, I missed that memo.

Instead, you’re getting my sad attempts at humor, because its as much a part of my relationship as the romance is. I’m super quick with the cheesy one liner and although I sometimes question her honestly regarding this, she continuously says that’s part of why she loves me. Chester Cheetah has it right, “it ain’t easy being cheesy”

Anyway, she wished me a happy 1-year to go, to which this happened:

me: i’m gonna marry the fuck out of you a year from now
her that made me lol literally
]me: i could fuck the marry out of you but that wouldn’t be as productive I don’t think

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