quip: no false advertising

Recently, I’ve been helping a friend run a news page on Facebook and came across this interesting opening line to a story:
A woman collapsed into unconsciousness at the Las Vegas restaurant, The Heart Attack Grill, while eating a “double bypass burger,” drinking a margarita and smoking a cigarette.

which in effect caused me to respond with:
Can’t accuse them of false advertising, people seem to be dying to get there … yet, somehow I don’t think it was just the burger than landed this one in the hospital.

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