spam poetry: no social required

Short salty and spammy, or things are much more to the point this week. There wasn’t much to choose from that was worthwhile in the spam folder and the blog catches were equally as uneventful. Here it is – preying on my need to lose weight (?!?!) but not wanting to give up crucial parts of my identity:

what you want is to be free and relaxed. i know you cant wait for the nice weather and beach. but youre not ready, are you? no social required to get ready. just let me know your other info and i’ll send you the best way to succeed. friend to freind i know it will work for you.

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