spam poetry: spamimic

Freakin Spamtasic Friday to you!

Actually, no spam poetry this week, but something maybe even BETTER THAN SPAM! Spamimic (spammimic.com) is a brilliant create your own spam service that will encode your favorite phrase into something even better.

Enter: I get so many awesome emails I don’t know where to start.

Encodes as: Dear Friend , Especially for you – this red-hot intelligence
. If you no longer wish to receive our publications
simply reply with a Subject: of “REMOVE” and you will
immediately be removed from our mailing list . This
mail is being sent in compliance with Senate bill 1622
, Title 6 ; Section 302 . This is a ligitimate business
proposal . Why work for somebody else when you can
become rich in 37 MONTHS ! Have you ever noticed people
will do almost anything to avoid mailing their bills
and nobody is getting any younger . Well, now is your
chance to capitalize on this . WE will help YOU increase
customer response by 120% and process your orders within
seconds . The best thing about our system is that it
is absolutely risk free for you ! But don’t believe
us . Mrs Jones of Arkansas tried us and says “My only
problem now is where to park all my cars” . We are
licensed to operate in all states ! So make yourself
rich now by ordering immediately . Sign up a friend
and your friend will be rich too ! Thank-you for your
serious consideration of our offer . Dear Friend ,
Especially for you – this red-hot news . This is a
one time mailing there is no need to request removal
if you won’t want any more ! This mail is being sent
in compliance with Senate bill 1622 , Title 9 , Section
301 ! This is NOT unsolicited bulk mail ! Why work
for somebody else when you can become rich in 77 WEEKS
. Have you ever noticed people love convenience & nobody
is getting any younger ! Well, now is your chance to
capitalize on this . WE will help YOU process your
orders within seconds & turn your business into an
E-BUSINESS ! You are guaranteed to succeed because
we take all the risk ! But don’t believe us . Ms Jones
of New Mexico tried us and says “My only problem now
is where to park all my cars” ! We are a BBB member
in good standing ! We urge you to contact us today
for your own future financial well-being . Sign up
a friend and your friend will be rich too . Thanks
! Dear Friend ; Your email address has been submitted
to us indicating your interest in our newsletter !
This is a one time mailing there is no need to request
removal if you won’t want any more ! This mail is being
sent in compliance with Senate bill 1619 , Title 6
, Section 305 . THIS IS NOT A GET RICH SCHEME ! Why
work for somebody else when you can become rich in
14 weeks ! Have you ever noticed how long the line-ups
are at bank machines plus people love convenience .
Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this . We
will help you decrease perceived waiting time by 170%
and turn your business into an E-BUSINESS . You are
guaranteed to succeed because we take all the risk
. But don’t believe us ! Prof Jones who resides in
Maine tried us and says “My only problem now is where
to park all my cars” ! We are licensed to operate in
all states ! We implore you – act now . Sign up a friend
and you’ll get a discount of 10% . Warmest regards
! Dear Friend , Especially for you – this amazing news
. This is a one time mailing there is no need to request
removal if you won’t want any more . This mail is being
sent in compliance with Senate bill 1624 ; Title 7
, Section 305 ! THIS IS NOT A GET RICH SCHEME . Why
work for somebody else when you can become rich within
97 DAYS . Have you ever noticed the baby boomers are
more demanding than their parents and nearly every
commercial on television has a .com on in it . Well,
now is your chance to capitalize on this ! WE will
help YOU process your orders within seconds and deliver
goods right to the customer’s doorstep ! The best thing
about our system is that it is absolutely risk free
for you ! But don’t believe us ! Mrs Ames who resides
in North Carolina tried us and says “I was skeptical
but it worked for me” . We are a BBB member in good
standing ! Don’t delay – order today ! Sign up a friend
and your friend will be rich too . Thank-you for your
serious consideration of our offer . Dear Friend ,
Thank-you for your interest in our publication ! If
you are not interested in our publications and wish
to be removed from our lists, simply do NOT respond
and ignore this mail . This mail is being sent in compliance
with Senate bill 1627 , Title 6 ; Section 301 . This
is not a get rich scheme ! Why work for somebody else
when you can become rich as few as 51 days ! Have you
ever noticed more people than ever are surfing the
web and more people than ever are surfing the web .
Well, now is your chance to capitalize on this . WE
will help YOU process your orders within seconds plus
deliver goods right to the customer’s doorstep . The
best thing about our system is that it is absolutely
risk free for you ! But don’t believe us . Mrs Jones
who resides in Indiana tried us and says “Now I’m rich,
Rich, RICH” ! We are licensed to operate in all states
. We BESEECH you – act now ! Sign up a friend and you
get half off . Thank-you for your serious consideration
of our offer !

But even better than encoding spam out of your works, you can decode real spam too! That’s a feature I’ll be SURE to be playing with in the very near future

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