spam poetry: oh four

With the upcoming eleven eleven eleven concept there’s no better time for a little Armageddon spam to keep things hoppin’ and boppin’ since the day represents everything from the end of the world to the end of just an era (it’s the last binary day in our lifetimes). I’m still not sure what it is “selling” but this week’s numeric spamation goes a little something like this (complete with misused numbers to boot!):

Four you it’s never two late two do it.
The end of the world might not be yet upon us but the end of our sadness could be right around the corner. Rejoice and be glad at the opportunity of a lifetime. Our service is Free, 100% safe, and fast…get a quote in as little as 60 seconds! Dare to compare but beware not everyone is created equal. We give you more bang quicker.

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