spam poetry: haunting steal

Themed spams are always fun. It’s a special kind of treat when one slips into your inbox with the exciting alure of a Facebook Like button and the ability to retweet the mess if you so chose. I’m afraid to click on either for fear of what chaos it might cause. Something far worse than rotten teeth and an upset stomach I’m sure, but here’s today’s fun Friday non-facts from the spamonator:

Get bewitching deals, they’re haunting steals. Be who you’ve always wanted to be.

Like Report as Spam

trick treat pumpkin fright night red light costume mask haunting task apples bob candles evil fun

Tweet

witch ogre hollywood tramp candy corn unborn parade party makeup maze haze jack lantern jill hill

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