spam poetry: big bottomed

It all comes down to hitting bottom. Call it profetic, call it a desire to reference Spinal Tap, call it what happens if you eat too much Spam yourself… but the truth of the matter is this… some things are destined to be big- bottomed, like this week’s spam which fell booty first to the bottom of the spam filter and required some deep trawling to pull it back out

Luxury Replica Watches, Bags, Jewelry, Phones & Accessories at rock bottom prices
Accentuate your wrist
Bulk up your bag
Bling out your jewels
And don’t let your phone end up in tatters and rags
it’s time to accesorize your big bottomed babe

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