spam poetry: think big

It might be only the second Spamolicious Friday of twenty-eleven but already I’m seeing diminishing returns in my spam-trap these days. Maybe all the good writers are engaged now in real jobs, or maybe they are recovering still from the holidays, but I’ve been less than impressed with what I retrieve to laugh the end of my week to… till now. Today’s tidbit is salivating in Spam goodness, errrrr, something. Gotta love the double en tendre; what are they selling, anyhow:

Think big, we did… Check out our new jackpots. They are enormous… bursting at the seems. Tantalizing at all levels… and always aching to impress. Your wallet will buldge in your pants till it explodes. Shower your love with bills and bills and bills and let them win big too.

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