spam poetry: mold

This is the first email spam entry of the new year! Over the holidays one of my email addresses got all kinds of fattened up from an overload of the spam. Sadly, almost none of it was blog worthy. I guess when you’re cranking them out at that rate there’s no way you can provide quality. There were the typical flavors extending my penis and my computer warranty, getting me a date or some hair therapy drugs… and then there is this one:

Mold. It’s old. It’ll give you a cold. It’s dangerous in your how. It’s harder to get rid of than a mouse. It’s such a louse. It can be red or white, or blue or green. When you have it you’re not clean.

Advertisements

About thedoormouse

I am I. That’s all that i am. my little mousehole in cyberspace of fiction, recipes, sacrasm, op-ed on music, sports, and other notations both grand and tiny: https://thedmouse.wordpress.com/about-thedmouse/
This entry was posted in humor, spam poetry and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s