quip: new jersey transit planes

On the rare occasion, someone says something so good, I have to bow out of my own sarcastic endeavors and pass the quip to them. New Jersey Transit train conductor in response to a kid mishearing his father saying they were going to Linden and asking if they were going to London: “yes we have wings that come out and we fly, except when we leave behind an Amtrak train, then we can’t get enough speed to get off the ground.”

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