spam poetry: off the rails

Apparently, the “irs” isn’t the only one after my money these days. Several other financial collection institutions emailed me in regards to outstanding payments, transfer obligations and debut repayment solutions. Hmmm, if the “irs” was phishy, imagine what the update your tax id email from the “efpts” must be. Apart from the usual suspects like poor grammar and jargon usage, odd page layouts, rerouted links, etc. the closing lines of the email were priceless in trying to get my attention rather than get my money:

wanted to butt the railway-train off the track and paw up theAnd so, in my ravine, some seasons later, I ventured to detain theAlmost any good American will admit it to be a part of our national pasttimeWrecks are so cool


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