spam poetry: the irs likes it straight

So, today I received a notification from the “irs” (you know, the Internal Revenue Service when they are being too lazy to identify themselves correctly). If it did not seem phishy enough as it was with the lack of appropriate punctuation and some poor attempts at legal and financial jargon the closing additional line hidden at the bottom of the email would be the greatest tip off. Apparently, just like the real I.R.S. these irs guys and gals want you to play it VERY straight, see what I mean:

curve is not artistic, not pleasing, but stupid, is that it is notnot merely because they are longer but also because they interest andmake beautiful peace with billboards and telegraph-poles and wires.

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