quip: money hungry

On the way into work I ran into a friend on the train and we got to talking when she mentioned she really needed to get her shopping habit back under control because it was throwing her budget off, to which, I responded,

“yeah, i know about blowing the budget, the difference is I am doing it on food, which lasts the few hours of the meal, you at least get a more tangible souvenir as compared to my poop the next day.

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