quip: 12 days of punsmas

Every year the PNC Wealth Management group does a cost analysis of the items in the carol “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” This year the package, top-to-bottom as the song is sung would cost you $87,403 to win your love’s attention.

In looking over each shopping cart items individual cost, it turns out the nine ladies dancing, at $5,473 per performance, is the costliest item and the 12 drummers drumming, $2,475 per performance, is among the least expensive. This prompted me to respond (being a percussionist myself – yes, all puns intended):

“Well, now we know where the biggest bang for your buck lies at least.”

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