quip: metallia

So, recently a friend of mine from back in my metal radio days began dating again. He, like I , turned to the internet for introductions. His experience is less than special so far, so, in a recent conversation with a mutual friend of ours, she and I were discussing his interesting escapades. It, of course, resulted in me noting it was he and his well man parts / metallica love that was holding him back

Me: he said he had horrible luck, he’s prob just too metal for them all
Friend: he’s a good looking guy and really he’s a gentle dude
Me: i disagree, his metallia is intimidating

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