Happy Friday… are you still fking that chicken? Ok, I know. Jokes old. But spam emails certainly aren’t and the pitches and poetry in them keep them as fresh as the day they were packaged. Tearing open the lid on this weeks tin, here’s your fine feast of Friday reading – this one needs no commentary:
A lot of people think that their last hope for surviving the recession is to win the lottery. You cannot blame them because 80% of the population is full of debt. There are a few geniuses out there who dedicate their lives for a lotto pattern. One of these geniuses is Larry. He’s a math professor, aged 42 and he had worked to his secret formula for 17 years. He made a mistake though, and told everyone
that he has the secret code. He almost got killed for the formula. Three guys attacked him and shot him in the leg. He barely escaped. Another time he was beaten pretty badly. When the didn’t find the formula on him, they took his nose instead. I guess they thought they could sniff it out. Anyway, what you need to know is you too can have the formula, without the pain. You have everything to gain and the only way you’ll end up like Larry is if you hit it big and your friends try to murder you for your new found millions. Good luck.